Saturday, January 25, 2014

Old Pinoy Pick-up Lines Part 11


Selected Pinoy Jokes : Love|Joke Kowts, Green Jokes, New Jokes, Love Quotes, Old Pinoy Jokes, Pick-up lines, Pinoy Jokes, Text Jokes, Green Jokes and many more....


Kailangan mo ba ng tutor? 
tuturuan kitang mahalin ako.
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Aanhin pa ang damo kung sayo pa lang may tama na ako.
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Magaling ka ba sa math? 
ikaw kasi ang sagot sa mga equation ng buhay ko.
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Hindi tayo tao. bagay tayo! bagay!
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Para kang Centrum. 'you make my life complete'
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Doktor ka ba? 
kasi kaw lang ang makakagamot ng sugat sa puso ko.
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Pulis ba tatay mo? 
kasi nahuli mo ang puso ko.
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Electric Fan ka ba? 
kasi lagi umiikot ka sa isip ko.
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Geometry ba ang favorite subject moh?
kasi kahit anong angle, ang cute moh.
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Alam mo ba scientist ako?
kasi ikaw ang LAB ko.
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Ang galing muh cguro sa puzzles, kasi umaga pa lang nabuo mo na araw ko. weeh!
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Bangin ka ba? 
nahuhulog kasi ako sau.

I'm a bee..can u be my honey?
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Pagod ka na ba? 
kanina ka pa kasi tumatakbo sa isip ko.
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May license ka ba? 
co'z ur driving me crazy.



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